Friday, August 30, 2002

THIS WEEKEND - If Skeet Ulrich is the poor man's Johnny Depp, does that make Stephen Dorff the poor man's Skeet Ulrich? I'm not sure Dorff even deserves that title based on his movie output in 2002. First there was the much-vilified 50s street gang flick Deuces Wild, and now Fear Dot Com, the movie that will officially send summer out with a whimper. I'd provide my own synopsis here, but this movie sounds so incredibly repugnant I can't bring myself to expend the energy. Here's how Rotten Tomatoes explains it: "When four bodies are discovered among the industrial decay and urban grime of New York City, brash young detective Mike Reilly (STEPHEN DORFF) teams with ambitious Department of Health researcher Terry Huston (NATASCHA MCELHONE) to uncover the cause behind their violent and inexplicable deaths. The only common factor shared by the victims? Each died exactly 48 hours after logging on to feardot.com." I like this description, though, because it further proves a theory I have that every young New York City detective is required by law to be described as "brash." No big surprises on the critical front -- 16 reviews so far and only 1 positive, from Luke Y. Thompson of the New Times Los Angeles who embarrassingly admits that "Fear dot com's thrills are all cheap, but they mostly work." For me, the only thing worse than actually having to sit through this movie might be reading all of the critics who diss the movie with clever computer puns:

"Press the delete key."
-- NEW YORK POST

"Anyone not into high-tech splatterfests is advised to take the warning literally, and log on to something more user-friendly."
-- SAN JOSE MERCURY NEWS

"As scary and minor-chord heavy as FearDotCom can be, there's no big payoff, no logical resolution. It's like waiting for a site to download, only to find that when it happens, anticipation was more than half of the empty thrill."
-- CHICAGO TRIBUNE

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Thursday, August 29, 2002

BIRTHDAY MOVIES - Your friendly neighborhood CS is a year older today, which isn't important except that it got me thinking about birthday movies and whether there are enough movies centered around birthdays to establish a genre. The only one that immediately comes to mind is John Hughes' 80s classic Sixteen Candles. If you can think of any others, e-mail me at CinemaScoped@hotmail.com or start a discussion in the Feedback Forum.

2:33: Ben Murphy from Milwaukee suggests the Nicole Kidman movie Birthday Girl, which featured Ben Chaplin as a boring Brit who orders himself a mail-order bride from Russia. I never saw it and can't say I plan to, but at least I know what to ask for next year.
RETURN OF QT - "Celebratory in its approach to violence (and with a body count far higher than that of "Pulp Fiction"), it is rife with severed limbs and flying gore." What, you thought Quentin Tarantino's next movie was going to be a light-hearted romantic comedy? That's how the New York Times describes Tarantino's long-awaited next film, Kill Bill, in a recent piece titled "Return of a Violence Auteur". Kill Bill stars Uma Thurman as a pregnant bride and professional assassin -- yes, you read that right -- who is shot and left for dead on her wedding day. Did I mention that the guy who pulled the trigger was none other than her groom-to-be, Bill, who is also a professional assassin? This is either the worst case of cold feet in history, or the textbook example for why people in the workplace should never get romantically involved. After five years in a coma, the Bride (her actual name is never used) wakes up with only one thing on her mind -- no, not a glass of water or plate of prime-rib; she wants revenge. Warren Beatty was originally slated to play Bill, but dropped out and was replaced by David Carradine, a likely favorite of Tarantino's from the 70s TV show Kung Fu. Never one to try and hide his influences, here's what the Times says about QT's upcoming ode to gore:

"Kill Bill," in contrast, pays homage to the "grindhouse" exploitation films produced by the Shaw brothers of Hong Kong and others. Unlike the current hits, which avoid serious bloodshed, these cult films — from spaghetti Westerns like Sergio Leone's "A Fistful of Dollars" to the Shaws' kung-fu classic "The Five Deadly Venoms" — revel in the details of violence, whether by gun, sword or fist.

Anyone hoping for CS to go against conventional wisdom here and suggest that Kill Bill doesn't sound like a very good film, or that Tarantino is unoriginal and crude, let me apologize now. Like most critics and assorted movie geeks, I'm a huge fan of all three of his previous films -- Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, and Jackie Brown, all recently released (finally!) in special edition DVD sets -- and if anyone can make me enjoy watching a movie "rife with severed limbs and flying gore," it's Tarantino. The film is scheduled to premiere at Cannes in May, with a release date slated for Oct. 10, 2003. All the latest Tarantino hype/info can be found over at Ain't It Cool News. Harry Knowles is actually on the set of Kill Bill in China and is sending back daily diary entries. I'd recommend them except I'm still trying to wade through his comments. Is there anyone more in need of an editor than this guy? The entries are called "set reports," but all I gleaned from the first one was how sexy his Chinese waitress was and how Beijing is a lot like Austin. And here I thought one of the most fascinating filmmakers in recent cinema history was shooting his first project in six years.

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Tuesday, August 27, 2002

REVIEW: THE GOOD GIRL - On my way to Chicago late last Thursday night with CS contributor Eric Baker, I stopped off in Rock Falls, IL, for some fast food. It was almost closing time and the 30-something woman taking our order had the face of someone who wasn't happy with her position in life, but wasn't necessarily that unhappy either. She simply seemed indifferent. "At what point does someone just abandon their dreams and accept their role working night-in, night-out at the Rock Falls Burger King?", I asked Eric, trying hard not to be smug, as we got in the car. A few miles down the road we hit our first toll booth and I wondered, as I do every time, whether there is a more lonely and tedious job on the planet than toll booth collector. At this point I still wasn't planning to see The Good Girl during my trip to Chicago, but looking back on it now, it seems almost pre-determined. Of all the characters in Miguel Arteta's often-hilarious take on life in a small Texas town, only one, a Salinger-obsessed writer named (what else?) Holden, is still hanging onto a dream. Unfortunately, his passion and intensity are obscured by the fact that he's an immature, manic depressive, no-talent hack. Everyone else working at the fabulously-named Retail Rodeo seems blissfully ignorant of their mundane existences except Justine (Jennifer Aniston), a 30-year-old cashier with a dimwitted husband, Phil (John C. Reilly), who spends more time numbing his brain with pot than he does with her. [As an aside, Phil's lack of interest in sex with Justine ranks a close second on the Unbelievable Subplot scale to Mike McGlone cheating on Aniston in Ed Burns' terrible She's The One.] Inevitably, Justine and Holden make a connection and begin an affair that involves daily dalliances at a local motel. When her husband's best friend Bubba (Tim Blake Nelson) uncovers the relationship, Justine breaks it off, sending the unhinged Holden into a fit of fixation and heartache. I had doubts about The Good Girl from the opening shot of the Retail Rodeo, accompanied by Aniston's voice-over (which you can hear the first part of by going here and clicking on 'the story'). Voice-overs are generally abused by filmmakers attempting to add perspective and insight where it is usually lacking; add to it Aniston's not-quite-right Texas drawl, and I was contemplating a rush to the exit sign. Fortunately, her accent improves and Arteta uses the voice-over sparingly throughout the rest of the movie. What makes The Good Girl worth seeing is its laugh-out-loud, cynical screenplay and eccentric ensemble of supporting characters. Along with Reilly and Nelson, screenwriter Mike White (Chuck & Buck) is very funny as a bible-thumping security guard who tells Justine that "other than the usual stuff, his bible study group doesn't preach fire and brimstone." When she nicely explains that she likes to have her nights to herself, he shoots back with a smile, "Well, maybe you'll have your nights of eternal hellfire to yourself too." Zooey Deschanel, who played William Miller's rebellious sister in Almost Famous, almost steals the whole movie as an ill-mannered, acid-tongued cashier who gets sent to work in cosmetics after too many rude remarks over the store's intercom. It's worth the price of admission alone just to watch her cake make-up on an old lady's face while reassuring her that the look is all the rage in Paris right now -- "It's called cirque de face, which means circus of the face." But The Good Girl's mordant wit is perhaps its ultimate flaw. You can laugh at people you care about; to care about someone you are constantly laughing at -- and not necessarily with -- is quite a bit more difficult. Here it's not just the minor characters who Arteta helps us feel superior to, but the main characters as well. Holden, played with perfect Gen-Y poutiness by Jake Gyllenhaal (Donnie Darko), isn't really named Holden at all. His name is Tom; he just likes to envision himself as Holden Caulfield, fighting against the phoniness of the world. And while we admire Justine for trying to improve her life, her awakening only serves to inflict great pain on almost everyone she comes in contact with -- which would be forgivable except that, in the end, she seems to have learned nothing from her mistakes.

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Monday, August 26, 2002

CINEMASCOPED CRITICS & READERS POLL RESULTS - The summer movie season officially ends this weekend -- according to the current double-issue of Entertainment Weekly, anyway, which starts its Fall Movie Calendar on Sept. 6 -- so now seems like the perfect time to post the results of the first CinemaScoped Critics & Readers Poll. Just over two weeks ago I e-mailed 34 newspaper, magazine, and online movie critics and asked them to tell me 1) their favorite film of the year so far and 2) the movie they are most looking forward to. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a bit disappointed with the response. Only 11 of those 34 wrote me back, and two of them are former colleagues of mine from The Daily Iowan. Alas, only 2 readers felt compelled to submit their votes. However, CS understands that everyone, professional critic or otherwise, has busy schedules. I would sincerely like to thank all of the critics and readers who took the time to respond. If you missed your chance to vote but still want to voice your opinion, e-mail me at CinemaScoped@hotmail.com. I'll publish all of the late responses sometime in the next week or two.

Before jumping to the results, I suppose I should share my picks. Like many of the respondents, I was unable to narrow down my answers to just one movie. But hey, it's my poll and I'll cop-out if I want to.

Best Film(s): In alphabetical order, my favorite films of the year so far are: About a Boy, Signs (reviewed 8/6), and Thirteen Conversations About One Thing (scroll down for review).
Most Looking Forward To: Also in alphabetical order: 8 Mile, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Gangs of New York, and Punch-Drunk Love. (I'll highlight each of these films in more detail in the coming weeks.)

CRITICS

Jeffrey Anderson, San Francisco Examiner
Best Film(s): My favorites so far (in order): I'm Going Home, Werckmeister Harmonies, Spirited Away, Last Orders, Possession, Spider-Man, What Time Is It There, The Rookie, and Minority Report.
Most Looking Forward To: Brian De Palma's "Femme Fatale", Martin Scorsese's "Gangs of New York", Paul Schrader's "Auto Focus", Francois Ozon's "8 Women", Paul Thomas Anderson's "Punch Drunk Love," Spike Jonze's "Adaptation," George Clooney's "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind," and, of course, the new Bond and Star Trek flicks...Also David Cronenberg's "Spider," but I don't think that has a distributor yet. Same with Roman Polanski's "The Pianist."

Eric Baker, The Daily Iowan/CinemaScoped contributor
Best Film: Thirteen Conversations About One Thing
Most Looking Forward To: The Two Towers

Rob Blackwelder, SPLICEDwire
Best Film(s): 1) Lagaan: Once Upon a Time In Inida 2) The Rookie 3) Italian for Beginners 4) waydowntown 5) Igby Goes Down
Most Looking Forward To: Secretary, Invincible, Heaven, Frida, The Weight of Water, Die Another Day, Solaris, About Schmidt, Adaptation, Punch-Drunk Love, The Two Towers, Gangs of New York, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, The Pianist

Chris Hewitt, St. Paul Pioneer Press
Best Film: Frailty
Most Looking Forward To: N/A

Glenn Lovell, San Jose Mercury News
Best Film: "Frailty" in a walk
Most Looking Forward To: N/A

Lou Lumenick, New York Post
Best Film(s): Minority Report
Most Looking Forward To: Gangs of New York

Rick McGinnis, Movieblog
Best Film(s): The best film I've seen all year was Jia Zhangke's "Platform". I've made two big discoveries so far in 2002 -- Bollywood and Sixth Generation Chinese cinema. Of course, "discovering" them was like suddenly noticing the Rocky Mountains or the Mississippi, but "Platform" was a real highlight for me, all the more impressive since it wasn't exactly short, and hardly a thrill-a-minute action film, so it had to be good to keep me rapt from beginning to end. I like a film that tells me a bit about the world that I couldn't have imagined, and Jia's film was like a history lesson on China through the post-Mao period, told from a distant spot in the provinces, not from the centre, in Beijing or Shanhai.
Most Looking Forward To: I'm looking forward to the remake of The Four Feathers -- an epic adventure tale set in British colonial north Africa -- and Michael Moore's Bowling for Columbine. I'm curious how well Moore will deal with the "changed" America after 9/11. Will people have any patience for his brand of patriotic skepticism any more? We'll see. As for The Four Feathers, I'd be a bit less interested if it weren't directed by Shekhar Kapur (Bandit Queen, Elizabeth); a colonial tale directed by a citizen of a former colony -- it's got to have something going for it, right? Anyway, those are my answers, and I'm sticking to them.

Bruce Newman, San Jose Mercury News
Best Film: Road to Perdition
Most Looking Forward To: Confessions of a Dangerous Mind

Steven Rosen, Denver Post
Best Film(s): As far as Hollywood movies go, the best this year for me is Insomnia. For foreign, there have been numerous good ones -- Y Tu Mama Tambien, Fast Runner, Late Marriage.
Most Looking Forward To: I'm especially looking forward to The Hours.

Philip Wuntch, Dallas Morning News
Best Film: Road to Perdition
Most Looking Forward To: N/A

Nate Yapp, The Daily Iowan/Classic Horror
Best Film: Spider-Man
Most Looking Forward To: Confessions of a Dangerous Mind

READERS

Joe Horaney, Iowa City, IA
Best Film: 1. Signs 2. About a Boy
Most Looking Forward To: The Two Towers

Kymm Zuckert, New York, NY
Best Film: Favourite movie so far this year is tricky, because though I have liked many movies this year, there hasn't been one that I have become obsessed with, like Moulin Rouge and Ghost World last year, or Gladiator and X-Men the year before. I can easily tell you the one that I hated the most -- that was the loathsome Chelsea Walls, which had me praying for death about five minutes into it. I think I'll go with About a Boy, which I thought was simply marvelous.
Most Looking Forward To: Just one? I am looking forward to many movies, Solaris and Ghost Ship and Red Dragon and Welcome to Collinwood and and and (see me cheating by mentioning more than one?)... but the one that I am most looking forward to seeing, the one that I will see on opening day is: Secretary. James Spader AND bondage in the workplace? Life doesn't get any better than that.

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The post below was scheduled to be published Friday morning -- apparently, I didn't hit the right button. My apologies to anyone wondering why the hell I didn't write anything on Friday. As it turns out, I did not make it to the Wilco doc, I Am Trying To Break Your Heart, during my weekend trip to Chicago. I did see 24 Hour Party People and Miguel Arteta's The Good Girl, with Jennifer Aniston and Jake Gyllenhaal. Look for those reviews later in the week. This afternoon I'll post the CinemaScoped Critics & Readers Poll results of the best film of the year so far, and the most eagerly-anticipated upcoming film.

THIS WEEKEND - Summer is almost over -- which means, remarkably, that the movies actually get worse. Studios release all their sure-to-be stinkers just before Oscar season, treating moviegoers to such dreck as the Matthew Perry-Liz Hurley "comedy" Serving Sara and Undisputed, the prison boxing movie with Ving Rhames and Wesley Snipes. Also opening today is Andrew Niccol's (Gattaca, Truman Show) Simone. Al Pacino, Hollywood satire...sounds good, right? Well, it did on paper. All the previews, however, have looked perfectly dreadful. CS is on the road in Chicago this weekend hoping to catch some higher-brow fare like the Wilco documentary, I Am Trying To Break Your Heart, and Michael Winterbottom's 24 Hour Party People. Check back next week for reviews.

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